From a mixture of a condom and theremains of a pig, Suuuuper Saaaausage was born. A humble fighter witha mission: to increase the intake of saturated fats in the world’spopulation. To succeed he must confront doctors, nutritionists,tree-huggers and other undesirables who run free about the planet.

To the cry of Hiiiii!!! Super Sausageappears wherever there’s a girl forced by her parents to eatbroccoli or a tough dude is forced by his girlfriend to drink soymilk for breakfast. “No! He won’t have it!” He’ll employ oneof his incredible powers to dominate the enemy, stretching him toinfinity or spewing out mouthfuls of oil. So now you know, if youfind yourself in a predicament food-wise and what you’d really liketo eat is a big succulent hamburger, a prefabricated sweetroll, anappetizing hotdog or some tasty innards, just call out Hiiiii!!! AndSuper Sausage will come to your aid. Maybe he can help you…or maybenot…