From a mixture of a condom and the remains of a pig, Suuuuper Saaaausage was born. A humble fighter with a mission: to increase the intake of saturated fats in the world’s population. To succeed he must confront doctors, nutritionists, tree-huggers and other undesirables who run free about the planet.

To the cry of Hiiiii!!! Super Sausage appears wherever there’s a girl forced by her parents to eat broccoli or a tough dude is forced by his girlfriend to drink soy milk for breakfast. “No! He won’t have it!” He’ll employ one of his incredible powers to dominate the enemy, stretching him to infinity or spewing out mouthfuls of oil. So now you know, if you find yourself in a predicament food-wise and what you’d really like to eat is a big succulent hamburger, a prefabricated sweetroll, an appetizing hotdog or some tasty innards, just call out Hiiiii!!! And Super Sausage will come to your aid. Maybe he can help you…or maybe not…